Monday, April 2, 2012

Thank you for accepting my apology, Elsa P! :)

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Have you thanked a Druid today? I have. :)

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Inspired by Aeryseth & The Dragons, I've gotten out my historical fiction novel for November Novel Month. Early Tudor period, 1526.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Oh yeah - glad we all made it through the end of the world again.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Made it thru the storm, we're fine, lost another tree. Phone came back early YAY but probably no power for days. Yay gas stove! :D

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Attn Fathers: If your first family doesn't love you as much as your other families, YOU GOT WORK TO DO. Not them, YOU.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Georgey Porgey

I write every now and then.

Georgy Porgy


Flies and flies, put them in pies,
Piss on the fly that you want to die.
Georgy Porgy, dead flies & pie.
Kiss the girls and make them die.

Flies, dead flies, fly by your side,
Write sick tunes and flies will die.
More dead flies for all the pies!
Georgy Porgy, dead flies and pies.

Can you not make the good girl die?
Are you too sick now to even try?
Find an old woman to swallow a fly!

Perhaps she’ll die.

Beethoven’s Ninth is a sweet song when sung,
You can just plug up your ears with your dung.
Dead flies and women do have this in common,
Neither can serve both a God and a Mammon.





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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Now a pack of semi-sentient dimwits are after me. Sheesh. You get to guess whether they're Christian or Pagan. I'm off to pray.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Power's back on. Things would have been quite different had it not been for the help of Most Excellent Assistant Offspring & future SIL.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Got dial-up even with no power! But, laptop battery will soon give out so I'm off again. We're fine, lost two trees, love you all.
AHA!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Next: sling-shots with rolled-up socks. This man is my hero. http://ping.fm/D9uED

Friday, April 1, 2011

Have you fallen on your knees before God to thank him for Old Path Druids today? I DID. And I thanked the Druids too.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Outstanding analysis from Diana Lee. If you've ever felt like an unwilling doctor's guinea pig... http://ping.fm/3xLA2

Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year! The Onion Radio - American Bar Association Recalls 230,000 defective lawyers. http://ping.fm/ZARWB

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Drums for Christimas: Mystery Guitar Man

Follow his directions exactly and have fun!

Merry Christmas!






Rest assured, prayer is far more effective.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

The Sexy Side of Migraine or, When I Get That Feeling...

“Makes me feel so fine,
Helps to relieve my mind...”

Sexual Healing
written by Marvin Gaye, Odell Brown and David Ritz


“Ummm, hey big guy, I have a migraine....”
What I might say if I had a man to say it to



Migraineurs are one sexy bunch. We are.

Oh sure, there’s the old joke, “Not tonight dear–I have a headache.” And there is a type of migraine called coital cephalgia that comes after sex. But migraineurs have now been shown to have a 20% higher sex drive than non-migraineurs. We could have told you that. But we were probably otherwise occupied.

Women migraineurs have the sex drive of a normal man. Male migraineurs, who make up only 20% of the migraineur population, have a 20% higher sex drive than normal men. Men migraineurs, you have my sympathy and I’d like to meet you. Just kidding. Or am I?

There have been studies to determine whether orgasm helps migraine or makes it worse. The data is mixed. So far only women have been studied.

* 47.4% had complete relief
* 48.5% had no relief, and for
* 4.1%, orgasm made their migraine worse

I feel so bad for the 4.1% whose migraine was made worse by orgasm!

I’m what used to be called a sad sack. I’m divorced but not annulled. I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place. What to do?

I can’t morally indulge my 20% increase since in the eyes of the Church I’m still married to a man I haven’t seen in more than 10 years and have been divorced from for 16 years. I can’t get married again either. So what to do?

I need a psychic lover, one that won’t really ‘be there’ to ‘count’ as ‘real’. That would solve my problems, I believe. Imagine the personal ad for that!

Psychic WF looking for psychic WM for psychic sex only, good remote ability not required but a plus, looks irrelevant, ability to astrally project as a human required as no animal or creature astral projectors wanted. Absolutely no serious relationship possible so don’t ask, migraineurs especially welcome, follow the energy trail to inquire.

April Fools! :)

Will edit this if the Urgent Congressional Contact Alert from the AHDA comes out today. Future funding for migraine research hangs in the balance. I'm on it and I'll let you know.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

I rarely plug specific blog articles, but I believe this one is important: http://ping.fm/XVEdH

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Have you thanked a Druid today?

I'm grateful to them and thankful for them every day of my life. :)


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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Love of money is the root of all evil. Addiction to World of Warcraft is a trigger for my prayer intervention.

Friday, November 5, 2010

In Honor of the Scorpio New Moon Tonight

“Deep roots are not reached by frost” – J. R. R. Tolkien




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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Please pray...

I'm spheksophobic - wasp phobia. Please pray for this poor lady. http://ping.fm/7rz9g

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

In people-overload state. Taking a break to discharge all this energy. I love you all.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

"Forbes Was Wrong On Monsanto. Really Wrong." by Robert Langreth

I'm sharing this everywhere. This is an extremely important article. He who has eyes to see, let him see! She already sees it.

http://ping.fm/w1hXI