“Makes me feel so fine,
Helps to relieve my mind...”
Sexual Healing written by Marvin Gaye, Odell Brown and David Ritz
“Ummm, hey big guy, I have a migraine....”
What I might say if I had a man to say it to
Migraineurs are one sexy bunch. We are.
Oh sure, there’s the old joke, “Not tonight dear–I have a headache.” And there is a type of migraine called coital cephalgia that comes after sex. But migraineurs have now been shown to have a 20% higher sex drive than non-migraineurs. We could have told you that. But we were probably otherwise occupied.
Women migraineurs have the sex drive of a normal man. Male migraineurs, who make up only 20% of the migraineur population, have a 20% higher sex drive than normal men. Men migraineurs, you have my sympathy and I’d like to meet you. Just kidding. Or am I?
There have been studies to determine whether orgasm helps migraine or makes it worse. The data is mixed. So far only women have been studied.
* 47.4% had complete relief
* 48.5% had no relief, and for
* 4.1%, orgasm made their migraine worse
I feel so bad for the 4.1% whose migraine was made worse by orgasm!
I’m what used to be called a sad sack. I’m divorced but not annulled. I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place. What to do?
I can’t morally indulge my 20% increase since in the eyes of the Church I’m still married to a man I haven’t seen in more than 10 years and have been divorced from for 16 years. I can’t get married again either. So what to do?
I need a psychic lover, one that won’t really ‘be there’ to ‘count’ as ‘real’. That would solve my problems, I believe. Imagine the personal ad for that!
Psychic WF looking for psychic WM for psychic sex only, good remote ability not required but a plus, looks irrelevant, ability to astrally project as a human required as no animal or creature astral projectors wanted. Absolutely no serious relationship possible so don’t ask, migraineurs especially welcome, follow the energy trail to inquire.
April Fools! :)
Will edit this if the Urgent Congressional Contact Alert from the AHDA comes out today. Future funding for migraine research hangs in the balance. I'm on it and I'll let you know.
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